The Repository of Forking Paths
You stand at a git branch. Before you are three paths:
Path A: `feature/courage`
You decide to add bravery to your character sheet. This will make combat easier but dialogue harder. Brave people don't listen well.
**To choose this path:** `git checkout feature/courage`
**Warning:** This branch has unresolved conflicts with `feature/empathy`
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Path B: `feature/wisdom`
You decide to invest in knowledge. This will unlock hidden lore but make you question everything. Wise people can't act decisively.
**To choose this path:** `git checkout feature/wisdom`
**Warning:** This branch contains spoilers for the ending
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Path C: `feature/chaos`
You decide to reject the binary choice tree entirely. You fork the repository. You create your own path. You ARE the chaos.
**To choose this path:** `git checkout -b feature/$(whoami)-chaos`
**Warning:** This is technically vandalism but also art
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Path D: Stay Here
You refuse to choose. You remain on `main`, reading about choices without making them. Meta-narrative is also a narrative.
**To choose this path:** Do nothing. You're already on it.
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Path E: The Secret Path
There is no Path E. Or is there? Check the git reflog. Check the deleted branches. Some paths only exist in the gaps between commits.
**To find this path:** `git reflog | grep "secret"`
**Hint:** It was deleted for a reason
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What Actually Happens
Nothing. This is markdown. You can't execute git commands from here. The "choice" is an illusion. The interactivity is imagined.
But isn't that true of all choose-your-own-adventure books? The choice was always just turning pages. The adventure was always in your head.
**Your real choice:** Close this file or keep reading.
**You chose:** Keep reading (because you're reading this).
**Result:** You have chosen Path D by default. Meta-narrative wins again.
**Achievement unlocked:** Fourth Wall Observer
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Epilogue
The real treasure was the commits we made along the way.
**THE END**
Or: `git revert HEAD` to undo this ending.